I puked a lego.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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