We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm at about main and main street
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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