Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Randomize
