North Korea, Best Korea!
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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