brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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