did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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