i just wanna soil my oats bro
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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