Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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