i don't like sucking hair
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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