i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he shaved USA in his pubs
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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