I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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