He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It's shark week go big or go home
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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