this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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