Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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