At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I didn't notice because vodka
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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