your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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