Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
