its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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