Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means