were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea