If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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