That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
