No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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