white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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