no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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