What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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