Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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