He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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