it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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