i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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