i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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