Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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