Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You're like the curious george of whores
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?