I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.