Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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