Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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