I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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