i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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