You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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