Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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