fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I love you. Go after that dick
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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