whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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