just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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