i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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