Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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