Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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