It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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