brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You smell like stripper and shame
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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