I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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