Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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