Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i came on her dog
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
How does it feel to date your dad?
Success! We fucked roommates!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Randomize
