her vagine was all disorganized.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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