he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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