It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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