Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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