Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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